Ten. Being a summer lifeguard again with no children around to rub leg hair.

Nine. Walks into White House bedroom to find First Lady Nancy Pelosi.

Eight. Two words: President Harris.

Seven. Flashback to when he would wander around Oval Office for hours after Obama would tell him to go stand in the corner.

Six. Accidentally mentions “Taiwan” and “country” in same sentence and is removed from Xi Jinping’s Christmas card list.

Five. M.C. Esche stairs on Air Force One.

Four. Has heart attack and only doctor around is Jill.

Three. Infrastructure bill didn’t include medical alert switch in White House shower.

Two. During introductions to English prime minister, refers to Hunter and guest as “First Son” & “First Hooker.”

One. It doesn’t matter, he’s not going to remember it anyway.