Ten. Can live off Mad Magazine cover royalties.

Nine. Chief Medical Advisor to deez nuts.

Eight. A meteorologist so he can continue to make wrong predictions and get away with it.

Seven. Retiree volunteer virus creator.

Six. Star of Clueless 3.

Five. Bat Keeper.

Four. Author of “The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Handling A Pandemic.”

Three. Maitre d’ at a Wuhan wet market.

Two. The next Mrs. Bill Gates.

One. Rand Paul’s b****.