Ten. Self Destructing Subway Sandwich Bag

Nine. Hate Crime Acting Lessons

Eight. For Disney To Stop Advertising Pinocchio Action Figure As Mighty Duck’s Terry Hall

Seven. Star Wars Galactic Hoaxin’ Grogu

Six. Elf On A Shelf So He Can Knock Its Privileged White Pixie Ass Off Of It

Five. Race Baiter’s First Christmas Ornament

Four. One Year Membership To Victim Of The Month Club

Three. Lego Defunded Chicago Police Station Set

Two. Dead Republican Scented Candles

One. Daisy Red Ryder BB Gun So He Can Shoot His Eye Out & Blame A Trump Supporter